Comments for Girlie Gossip.com http://girliegossip.com The Entertainment Magazine With Attitude Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:58:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by suesusy http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-445 suesusy Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:03:36 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-445 What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom

]]> Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by chrisma232 http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-443 chrisma232 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:27:50 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-443 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars! Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and
every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that
helicopter.’

Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I
might never get another chance.’

To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a
deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a
penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds
of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, ‘By golly,
I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.
I’m impressed!’

Morris replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said
something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is
fifty dollars!

]]> Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by purplevamp http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-442 purplevamp Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:30:58 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-442 what's a cats favourite colour? purrrrrrple what’s a cats favourite colour?

purrrrrrple

]]> Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by dengolby http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-441 dengolby Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:16:19 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-441 A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick." A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: “Certainly sir, take your pick.”

]]> Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by COMPETITIONKING http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-440 COMPETITIONKING Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:29:09 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-440 What happened to jesus when he went to mount olive? Popeye kicked his head in. What happened to jesus when he went to mount olive?

Popeye kicked his head in.

]]> Comment on Make us Laugh and Win National Lampoon’s Cattle Call DVD’s by carla http://girliegossip.com/make-us-laugh-and-win-national-lampoons-cattle-call-dvds/#comment-439 carla Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:54:45 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=702#comment-439 I was at a bar, I asked a girl to dance, and every time I twirled her around, she got two inches taller. I said, "What's going on?" She said, "You're unscrewing my wooden leg" I was at a bar, I asked a girl to dance, and every time I twirled her around, she got two inches taller. I said, “What’s going on?” She said, “You’re unscrewing my wooden leg”

]]> Comment on Classic TV Moment of the Week Joan Rivers On Loose Women by vee http://girliegossip.com/classic-tv-moment-of-the-week-joan-rivers-on-loose-women/#comment-423 vee Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:49:38 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=684#comment-423 Obviously there is an amusing side to this however I am sure the parents of children watching perhaps missed that!!! As many guests on the show have said they are told to watch what they say before they go on because it is a live show I find Ms. River contention that she wasn't a little hard to believe. She is world reknown for her mouth so I am sure they would have taken particular pains to tell her. Obviously there is an amusing side to this however I am sure the parents of children watching perhaps missed that!!! As many guests on the show have said they are told to watch what they say before they go on because it is a live show I find Ms. River contention that she wasn’t a little hard to believe. She is world reknown for her mouth so I am sure they would have taken particular pains to tell her.

]]> Comment on Classic TV Moment of the Week Joan Rivers On Loose Women by Bob M http://girliegossip.com/classic-tv-moment-of-the-week-joan-rivers-on-loose-women/#comment-421 Bob M Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:30:29 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=684#comment-421 Well at least she's not telling Crowe he should DIE, like she told Mel Gibson last year when he accused jews of "starting wars" to a police officier. Maybe a verbal indictment of Mel's lineage would have been a more balanced response than suggesting someone kill him? Joan Rivers is venomous, abrasive artifact and we'd all be better off if she never did anything on TV again. Well at least she’s not telling Crowe he should DIE, like she told Mel Gibson last year when he accused jews of “starting wars” to a police officier. Maybe a verbal indictment of Mel’s lineage would have been a more balanced response than suggesting someone kill him? Joan Rivers is venomous, abrasive artifact and we’d all be better off if she never did anything on TV again.

]]> Comment on Classic TV Moment of the Week Joan Rivers On Loose Women by Beej http://girliegossip.com/classic-tv-moment-of-the-week-joan-rivers-on-loose-women/#comment-420 Beej Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:12:44 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=684#comment-420 Ms Rivers has had an unexplained hatred for Russell Crowe for years. In one interview, Nr Crowe stated that he didn't understand why as the closest they had ever been to each other was oppostire ends of a corridor. Maybe she's upset because he's never fallen over himself trying to get in line for her to interview him on the red carpet, or maybe she fancies him and is angry that he won't give her the time of day. Ms Rivers has had an unexplained hatred for Russell Crowe for years. In one interview, Nr Crowe stated that he didn’t understand why as the closest they had ever been to each other was oppostire ends of a corridor.

Maybe she’s upset because he’s never fallen over himself trying to get in line for her to interview him on the red carpet, or maybe she fancies him and is angry that he won’t give her the time of day.

]]> Comment on Classic TV Moment of the Week Joan Rivers On Loose Women by Layne http://girliegossip.com/classic-tv-moment-of-the-week-joan-rivers-on-loose-women/#comment-419 Layne Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:49:59 +0000 http://girliegossip.com/?p=684#comment-419 Proving once again that Ms. Rivers has not even the tiniest fraction of Russell Crowe's class or talent. If you're looking for an appropriate target for your foul mouth, Joan, look in the mirror. Proving once again that Ms. Rivers has not even the tiniest fraction of Russell Crowe’s class or talent. If you’re looking for an appropriate target for your foul mouth, Joan, look in the mirror.

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