*ANATOMICALS* – They only want you for your body!


◃ About ▹

Anatomicals manufacture the world’s funkiest toiletries. According to them, much like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you will soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to live without them.

Anatomicals have a fantastic sense of humour and I am a huge fan of adding a little whimsy to all aspects of your life, even something as boring as your morning shower.

 Anatomicals ask if you believe the three essentials in life to be: Going out, (YES!), sex, (HELL YES!), and generally living your all too short life to the full?

If your answer is yes, then join the journey of jollity! If your answer is no, however, they are more than confident they will be able to change your mind.

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◃ First Impressions ▹

I had so much fun looking through the Anatomical website to choose my products, they honestly had me at hello. It is clear that so much thought has gone into the products and the packaging and I really appreciate that. The packaging is bright and vibrant, all of the colours really stand out. I even love the writing font on the bottles and the style of the packaging overall. It’s right up my street if I am honest.

The products themselves have quirky names and funny little messages on the bottles. For example, the body cleanser I got is called “Shower to the people” and on the back of the bottle there is a picture of Che Guevara under the slogan “luscious left-wing lime.” The message goes on to say …

The battle against authoritarianism leaves hardly any time for getting fresh and fragrant. However, radicals have to cleanse themselves sometimes. Not of their romantic views of idealism and utopianism, but of the sweat and grime that goes hand in hand with protesting and fighting to overthrow maniacal despots (who shower in their Italian marble palaces of steam) and oppressive right-wing military juntas. Which is why this socialist gel is endorsed by the membership of the WRP (Washer’s Revolutionary Party).

All of the Anatomicals products are a great price, great size and the range is expansive so there is something to suit everyone. You will also be pleased to know that in Anatomicals land, rabbits run free and guinea pigs rule so all of the products are cruelty-free and their formulas are paraben free.

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◃ Products ▹

◦◦◦ Anatomicals Ta Ta To Ooh Aah Joint Muscle Rub ◦◦◦

This sore joint and muscle rub soothes aches and pains and exhibits anti-inflammatory properties. So it’s perfect for aiding muscles and joints in recovery from injury! The rub has cayenne and black pepper oils with stimulating and soothe discomfort associated with poor circulation, stiffness, sprains and sciatica. 

The product comes in a practical round tin and it has a pleasant natural scent. It has a thick consistency and when I first touched it I immediately noticed that if felt very sticky, almost like honey. I admit I was at this point reluctant to put it on my skin. I did persevere, however, and was very relieved to note that not only did it ease my sciatica, but it did not apply to my skin sticky at all. It soaked into my skin nicely and did not leave any residue.


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◦◦◦ Not Another Rough Day Please Moisturiser ◦◦◦

This body lotion is suitable for all skins types and will ensure that no matter what life throws at you, your skin will always be radiant! The lotion has a smooth, creamy texture and will soften, and hydrate dry skin leaving it dewy and healthy. It does not leave a residue either; it soaks into the skin really well.

I am in love with the scent of this product! I find it really nostalgic but I can’t pinpoint where from exactly. My fella loves this product too and claims it smells like old penny sweets but I definitely don’t get that vibe!

If I absolutely had to, I would describe it as a combination of deep heat, sugar cane and that glorious foliage smell you get on a lovely Sunday walk in the woods after fresh rainfall following a heatwave. Now, I know that is very specific, but I can’t describe it any other way.


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◦◦◦ Shower to the People Body Cleanser ◦◦◦

This body wash is free from DEA’s, Sulphates, Parabens and SLS’s! It is made with fruit extracts and is suitable for men and women alike. The scent is delicious! Anatomicals describe it as having a real citrus zing and I couldn’t describe it any other way.

It has the perfect balance of sweet, fresh and fruity notes which creates a wonderfully fresh and uplifting scent. This is another product I have to fight with my fella for!


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