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JASON MANFORD  LIVE AT THE MANCHESTER APOLLO DVD Released by Universal Pictures Ltd on Monday 15th November 2010

The hugely popular, award winning Mancunian comedian and new ‘The One Show’ host, Jason Manford presents his debut live stand up DVD on Monday 15th November.

Renowned for his cheeky observational humour, story-telling and loveable, friendly delivery, this show brings together Jason’s most hilarious anecdotes including the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, the power of call centre regional accents and the lies Dads tell.

As well as the critically acclaimed show, the DVD also features an exclusive extras package including being interviewed by his brother, behind-the-scenes and a visit to his beloved Manchester City.

Jason’s profile continues to rocket and alongside being the face of ‘The One Show’ he’s also a team captain on ITV’s new show ‘Odd One In’.  His previous TV work includes ‘8 out of 10 Cats’, ‘As Seen On TV’, ‘Live At The Apollo’, ‘Walk on The Wild Side’ and many more!

On this, his debut DVD, filmed at the Manchester Apollo during his 2009 sell-out tour, Jason showcases some of the freshest material on the circuit.

Despite his amazing success on TV he still finds time to take his comedy to the road and is currently on tour up and down the UK – with many an award for doing so! For more details please visit www.jasonmanford.com

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